Tiesto

If you've ever experienced the Pirates of the Caribbean theme ride at Disneyland, you may recall that there is a song that pipes out of the park's PA while you wait your three hours in line. Warbling from speakers that could have been blown since 1978, the song sounds like the Cowsills or the Osmonds singing about "how spooky pirates are gonna getcha" (or something to that effect). Hopefully that song will now be replaced by Hans Zimmer's galloping, swashbuckling score for Dead Man's Chest.