Alice Cooper

On stage they may flay dead chickens, but there's nothing nearly that interesting here. The
freaky music is sort of freaky, but the pretty stuff sounds like something Walt Disney had
the good sense to leave in the can.

Pretties for You had its pseudo-decadent and -psychedelic charms, and so does this, only not as many, which makes very few indeed--"Mr. and Misdemeanor" (featuring Lucky Luciano and Kenny Passarelli) and a junkie shoe salesman to balance off all the tuneless singing, tuneless playing, tuneless tunes, and pseudo-musique concrete. (Grade: C)