Company B

Equipped with gigantic snow-white new wave haircuts, but curiously lacking Latin surnames, this late-'80s Miami one-hit-wonder Latin freestyle trio was famously fascinated by your love, boy, on their 1987 debut album. Then, miraculously enough, they got even more consistently awesome on their underwear-clad follow-up LP, Gotta Dance, which tragically failed to chart. Their producer and svengali was the great Ish Ledesma, who also masterminded hits under the names Foxy and OXO.