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David Cross

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    Spiderman vs. Batman
    Spiderman vs. Batman
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    I Can't Get Beer in Me... (Album)
    I Can't Get Beer in Me... (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    If You Care (Album)
    If You Care (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge) (Album)
    Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge) (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Goodnight *ssh*l*s!
    Goodnight *ssh*l*s!
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    13:37
    My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
    My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
    It's Not Funny
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    I've Taken a Popular Contemperary Pop Song.....
    I've Taken a Popular Contemperary Pop Song.....
    It's Not Funny
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    Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus!
    Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus!
    It's Not Funny
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    4:51
    Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Po...
    Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
    It's Not Funny
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    A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!
    A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!
    It's Not Funny
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    7:56
    Comedy Death Ray (Comedy Death Ray)
    Comedy Death Ray (Comedy Death Ray)
    Comedy Death Ray
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    6:34
    Fake Tits / Real Beer
    Fake Tits / Real Beer
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    8:38
    My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Somethin...
    My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It...
    It's Not Funny
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    Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In T...
    Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate...
    It's Not Funny
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    Prom Night With Melinda Hildenburgh
    Prom Night With Melinda Hildenburgh
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Flying On A Mexican Plane
    Flying On A Mexican Plane
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    My Wife's Crazy!
    My Wife's Crazy!
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    That One Show About Drugs and Stuff (Album)
    That One Show About Drugs and Stuff (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Me and Drugs (Album)
    Me and Drugs (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    ...Or Worse (Album)
    ...Or Worse (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Black Stuff (Album)
    Black Stuff (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Lesson Learned (Album)
    Lesson Learned (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Silly Religious Crazies (Album)
    Silly Religious Crazies (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Random Goofabouts (Album)
    Random Goofabouts (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Cr...
    REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!! (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09 (Album)
    Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09 (Album)
    Bigger and Blackerer
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    Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears
    Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Pandering To The Locals!
    Pandering To The Locals!
    It's Not Funny
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    Weathermen Have Become Somewhat Obsolete!
    Weathermen Have Become Somewhat Obsolete!
    It's Not Funny
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    When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obn...
    When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky...
    It's Not Funny
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    When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And ...
    When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The...
    It's Not Funny
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    Shaving The Pope's Pussy
    Shaving The Pope's Pussy
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Sex On The Internet!?
    Sex On The Internet!?
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    If Baseballs Had AIDS On Them
    If Baseballs Had AIDS On Them
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Diarrhea Moustache
    Diarrhea Moustache
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    My Daughter's First Date
    My Daughter's First Date
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Welfare Dentist On A Bender
    Welfare Dentist On A Bender
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    #24 Cursing
    #24 Cursing
    Comedy By The Numbers: Book-on-tape Cd!
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    #90 One-man Show
    #90 One-man Show
    Comedy By The Numbers: Book-on-tape Cd!
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    Squeeze Box
    Squeeze Box
    Who Are You - An All-Star Tribute to the Who
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    Squeeze Box
    Squeeze Box
    Who Are You - An All-Star Tribute to the Who
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    Hero
    Hero
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    Tonk
    Tonk
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    Lunch With Frankenstein
    Lunch With Frankenstein
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Even Though I'm In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me.....
    Even Though I'm In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me.....
    It's Not Funny
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    Playing Pool With My Wife
    Playing Pool With My Wife
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Socks And Shoes
    Socks And Shoes
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    "You Go, Girl!"
    "You Go, Girl!"
    Shut Up You F*cking Baby!
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    Cakes
    Cakes
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    Fast
    Fast
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