You can't deny it: Paris Hilton has accomplished a whole lot with very little (talent, that is). Her resume includes TV shows, endorsements, movie roles, her own fragrance and a stint on the college lecture circuit (wait, scratch that last one). Now she's got her very own pop record. Is it catchy? Sexy? Can you dance to it? Of course, silly, it was produced by Scott Storch -- that dude could turn Abe Vigoda into Miami's next big thing. Flush with slick beats, velvet guitars and even the odd string section, Paris is the guiltiest pleasure of 2006.