The Murder Junkies
Formerly the backing band for G.G. Allin (R.I.P.), the Murder Junkies share the same thematic concerns of their deceased front man: sexual deviance, drug abuse, violence, etc. Defining Punk's lowest common denominator, any of the higher simians could listen to this music and catch its meaning. Smut-mongering lyrics and ur-simple melodies are intentionally designed to have an emetic effect on listeners. Unfortunately, complimentary barf bags are not included with their recordings.