The self-proclaimed "aristocrats of rocque 'n' roll," the Upper Crust dress like contemporaries of Mozart. They rock as hard -- if not harder than -- AC/DC or KISS. Seriously. These guys put the rawk back into rock 'n' roll. They have a huge arena-size guitar sound, like they're playing out of stacks of amps as tall as Paul Bunyan himself. The rhythm section keeps a solid rock beat, nothing fancy, but you won't be able to keep from tapping your foot and nodding your head. From the first chord, you'll be reaching for the volume knob to turn these guys up. And you thought rock 'n' roll was dead!