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A Blue Christmas

A Blue Christmas

by Cyndi Hoelzle  |  December 18, 2013

A Blue Christmas

Christmas got you down? Tired of all the fake snow and fa-la-la-la-la? Not everyone is full of holiday cheer this time of year, so we've compiled some of the most depressing yuletide songs to keep you company. Here are 35 tracks of December despair, from classic country weepers like "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)" to Tom Waits' poignant "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis." Warning: Language and spoilers. If anyone in your house still believes in Santa, you better put on headphones.


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