Tonz O Gunz
by Mosi Reeves | February 2, 2014
Warning: These hardcore raps are fictional and highly entertaining murder fantasies made by hip-hop musicians in the 1990s. We do not condone "wetting" men with gunfire like they're winners of a bloody T-shirt contest, nor do we condone shooting at "Blue Birds" from the driver's seat if law enforcement signals you to pull over your vehicle. While some U.S. jurisdictions allow citizens to carry loaded firearms into public establishments, we do not recommend that you "Throw Ya Gunz" in the air, keep a "Hand on the Pump" as you walk through the city, or "Krak Da Weazel" as a way of solving conflicts with others. "Real N*gg*z Don't Die," but human beings do. Do not attempt to act out the lyrics to these songs in real life. Now, on with the show!