Rhapsody has 16 million tracks, and even if you're a total music obsessive, there is pretty much no way you will ever get around to, oh, say, 15,900,000 of them. But we keep digging deep into our impossibly enormous catalog anyway, because some of this stuff is just fascinating, not to mention totally nuts.
Join us, then, for Weird Rhapsody, an ongoing series in which we excavate the most confounding music (or "music") we offer, from deranged polkas to subliminal hypnosis adventures, from Skrillex parodies to terrible songs by celebrities, from Latin-pop weirdos to found-sound misadventures. We'll add to this whenever we find something new and engrossing, because, well, our stash of music keeps getting bigger. Not to mention weirder. Good luck.