Deidre Hall

It's a baby-eat-baby world out there, and Baby Genius is committed to giving you a social Darwinist leg up. Who knew that the future would be run by Handel-lovers? Vivaldi-swilling vixens? Beethoven brutes? It may seem improbable, but a good working knowledge of the Western classical canon still spells success in some circles. So give into temptation -- maybe listening to Mozart in the crib really will propel little Timmy or Susie into an Ivy League school. Can't hurt, anyhow.