George Carlin

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	1. Seventh Announcements	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	0:16
	2. Across The Line	The Aristocrats (Explicit)	0:22
	3. Fifth Announcements	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	0:25
	4. Acknowledgements	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	0:26
	5. Abortion	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	0:28
	6. The Art of the Joke	The Aristocrats (Explicit)	1:35
	7. The Art of the Joke	The Aristocrats Soundtrack (Explicit)	1:35
	8. Hands-Free Telephone Headsets	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:38
	9. Children Are Our Future	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:39
	10. People Who Wear Visors	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:39
	11. Monday, 12:43 am - still a little concerned	Tarnation and Alastair Sim (aka 'Kitty') (Explicit)	1:39
	12. Singers With One Name	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:41
	13. Friday, 2:28 am	Tarnation and Alastair Sim (aka 'Kitty') (Explicit)	1:42
	14. Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:42
	15. Guacamole	The Little David Years - Bonus Disc (Bonus Tracks)	1:43
	16. Sunday, 11:56-call back asap	Tarnation and Alastair Sim (aka 'Kitty') (Explicit)	1:47
	17. White Guys Who Shave Their Heads	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:48
	18. A Moment of Silence	Carlin on Campus	1:49
	19. In A Coma	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:49
	20. My Daddy	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:51
	21. I Like People	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:51
	22. People Who Misuse Credit Cards	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:51
	23. Answering Machines	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:52
	24. Advice	George Carlin On Comedy	1:52
	25. Fourth Announcements	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	1:53
	26. How's Everybody Doin'?	You Are All Diseased	1:54
	27. What A Phone Call Should Be	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:54
	28. Hitchhiking (Short Version)	The Little David Years - Bonus Disc (Bonus Tracks)	1:55
	29. Things You Never See	Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics	1:55
	30. George's Disc Jockey Theme And Show Opening	The Little David Years - Bonus Disc (Bonus Tracks)	1:59
	31. Baby Slings	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:59
	32. Wurds	An Evening With Wally Lando (Explicit)	1:01
	33. Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:01
	34. Business Of Comedy	George Carlin On Comedy	1:04
	35. Missing	Playin' With Your Head (Explicit)	1:04
	36. How To Handle A Heckler	The Little David Years - Bonus Disc (Bonus Tracks)	1:04
	37. A Couple of Other Questions	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:04
	38. Motivation Seminars	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:05
	39. Sixth Announcements	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	1:05
	40. Water Sez	Toledo Window Box	1:05
	41. Telephone Mimes	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:09
	42. Parents In Hell	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:09
	43. Their Kids!	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:09
	44. Second Announcements	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	1:09
	45. Angels	You Are All Diseased	1:10
	46. People Refuse To Be Realistic	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:10
	47. Elmo's Song - Johnny Badcheck	The Little David Years - Bonus Disc (Bonus Tracks)	1:11
	48. Opening	A Place For My Stuff (Explicit)	1:13
	49. The Self-Esteem Movement	It's Bad For Ya (Explicit)	1:16
	50. People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books	Complaints And Grievances (Explicit)	1:16

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