Mickey Avalon

Like a massive hangover after a one-night stand with your cousin, everything about Mickey Avalon's debut album feels sick, dirty and wrong. And that's just the way Avalon likes it -- only his one-night stand would also include duct-taping your mother and sexually assaulting your brother, according to "Waiting to Die." He's no Princess Superstar (some of his lyrics might even make Peaches blush), but the alleged former prostitute and street hustler slings raunchy, white boy sleaze-hop like a professional.