Muhsinah

It's fun to imagine a world in which the psychedelic soul of Muhsinah tops the charts. Bodies grind to the warped, alien sound of back-masked bass; tweens swoon to her seemingly random harmonic vocal lines; and corporate sponsors rush to brand her unwieldy, formless music. We're not holding our breath, but if Kels can get acquitted, maybe our girl can displace Mariah.