Paris Hilton

Haters beware: "Stars Are Blind" isn't as bad as one would expect. While Paris Hilton's voice isn't launching a thousand ships, the video for this first single from her first album has inspired at least as many Internet threads. That steamy clip -- a clear inversion of Chris Isaak's memorable beach sand-strewn vid for "Wicked Game" -- combines with the track's girlish, romantic lyrics and breezy, reggae-pop production for four minutes of perfectly mindless summertime bubblegum.