Playlist Central

If you're not the parent of a tween, you probably couldn't care less about Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. And if you have spawned an adolescent, chances are you have developed a survival response to hearing these artists that involves a state of waking coma. Listen up, old people: Kiddie pop isn't going anywhere. Resistance is futile. But it doesn't have to be painful, as demonstrated by this playlist of contemporary hits and classics (which, ironically, we call oldies).