R. Kelly

R. Kelly declaring himself a flirt might be an understatement, but it's also a warning: Kells informs the spouses of future conquests that they best "cuff your bitch." Stripper fiend T-Pain pops by and declares himself "Teddy pin-her-ass," while ATL trap star T.I. tells the dudes to get down by going down, "cuz another man will." It's a raunchy, dumb, and very enjoyable collaboration between some of the biggest names in urban music.