Too Short

"One thing's for sure," Too Short assures us on the album's intro, "You will get called a bitch." If "bitch" is the greatest word in the English language, then this is a masterpiece. On the opening track alone, the Oakland legend says the word 108 times (yes, we counted). Sometimes it's groaned, other times it's overdubbed (providing a chorus of "bitches"), but mostly it's shouted (oftentimes out of context). The rest of the album is hyphy on Viagra, borrowing from kids who were barely born back when Short was selling records out of his trunk.