William Tell

When he's not coaching someone through a quarter-life crisis (the emo waltz "Jeannie") or getting chins and fists up with buoyant but understanding rock anthems ("Slipping Under"), William Tell is taking on the soullessness of LA with the sweetest little white boy beatboxing ("Fairfax"). Awww ... Then suddenly, like a shot through the heart from your cheating ex on prom night, there's "Like You, Only Sweeter," which may be the meanest song, like, ever: "Just like you with more inside?" Geez, William -- that's kinda cold!