Yngwie Malmsteen

Heavy metal is the idiot-bastard spawn of rock, the eternal embarrassment that will not die.
It's music that doesn't care what you think. Like some mythical beast that's part
tyrannosaur – slow-moving and pea brained – and part Hydra – multiheaded and
malevolent – heavy metal just keeps forging on, flattening everything in its path. Radio, by
and large, won't play it, but so what? These bands sell millions of records and fill... More >